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Total Medals Earned: 925 (From 162 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 17,105 Points

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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super sweatshop mastar

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

1000 km 25 Points

Go 1000 km for the mother land

5000 km 50 Points

Go 5000 km for great power

10000 km 100 Points

Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 13/17 (375/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Secret Medal ????? Points

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BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Talesworth Adventure Ep 2

Medals Earned: 12/18 (180/465 points)

Better Him Than Me 5 Points

Send an enemy hurtling down a pit

Cap and Diploma 5 Points

Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth

Freeclimber 10 Points

Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains

Golden Acorn 10 Points

Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score

In the Foothills 10 Points

Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score

Paragon Path 10 Points

Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires

Rock Miner 10 Points

Collect 17 gems

Tree Hugger 10 Points

Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest

Troll Stomping 10 Points

Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score

Brain Fry 25 Points

Complete all the Bonus Rooms

Epic Ranger 25 Points

Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score

Mountaineer 50 Points

Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score

Spelunking Spree 10 Points

Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves

Gimme Gimme 25 Points

Collect all 34 gems

Cave King 50 Points

Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score

Questy FTW 50 Points

Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!

Skilled Cleric 50 Points

Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score

Crypt Keeper 100 Points

Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score

Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Medals Earned: 5/8 (120/180 points)

True Adventurer 10 Points

Solve every challenging (red) room

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Solve every hard (purple) room

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Solve every bonus (green) room

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard

A Novice No More 5 Points

Solve every medium (teal) room

Noob Test 5 Points

Solve every easy (blue) room

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Complete the game using 5 or less Resets

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 2/15 (50/405 points)

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 3/12 (65/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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