Total Medals Earned: 925 (From 162 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,105 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (175/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/125 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (50/130 points)
Beat the game and get the best ending.
Beat the game and get the normal ending.
Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'The Jar Does Nothing!'
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Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'Promise Kept'
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/120 points)
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
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Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (215/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.